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"I wish the 80s was a country so I could move there..."

-jared

Truer words were never spoken.

Interests: Is this where I'm supposed to define myself by what bands I listen to, and prove to you that I'm way cooler than you could ever dream of being by purposely listing bands that you've never even heard of??? Pfft...I say...Let me define myself with pop culture!
My interests are as follows:
Red Dwarf Joaquin Phoenix Kids in the Hall Thom Yorke Jesus and Mary Chain Vast Pinky and the Brain intelligent silly conversation obscure 80s one hit wonders jack tripper stephen king golden girls trainspotting letterman shawshank redemption office space mindless self indulgence revolutionaries conspiracy theories laughing agnostic ska john cusak cyndi lauper nicole blackman cats fark something awful remote controls
dark hair dark eyes x files good real orgasm porn multiple o's monty python any film where brad pitt is beaten up bloodhound gang (jimmy pop wants me) various cheesy 80s tv shows a la Three's Company

Uninterests: Girls who wear shirts that say "diva" or "princess"...you are neither vanity without humor stupid humans the war on "terror" billy mays scat and probably you.

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